Pranks To Play On People
- Tell kids that the reason that they get headaches from eating ice-cream is because they're not eating it quick enough.
- Put a bloody knife and a bloody rag in someones pocket, that is passed out drunk.
a baby-sitter and tell her that both of your kids (you only have one)
are asleep in bed. When you get back, ask where your other kid is.
Demand a discount.
- Get some cardboard and cut out a
gun-shape. Wrap it in aluminium foil and hide it in your mums bag when
she's going overseas. The metal detector will see the prank gun and set
off alarms. Your mum MAY go to jail with this prank.
- Hide crayons in the clothes-dryer.
- Clean out
someones hairbrush and throw the hair into their fireplace, to one side
that they won't notice until they smell it burning.
- Throw a packet of straws into a fire place. A stinky joke.
- Fill a garden hose with roundup or detergent.
- Hide the classifieds section of someones newspaper.
- Put chilli powder in the mouthwash bottle. Now laugh as this prank turns their mouth into a hilarious prank-volcano.
- Hide a piece of a jigsaw puzzle being put together. Mention how funny it would be, if it were missing the last piece.
- Stick food colouring in someones iron.
- Squirt sauce into the ends of shoes.
- Blow your nose on a tissue and carefully put it back in the box.
- Put icecream in someones letterbox when they go away for the week.
- Sprinkle hair from a hair brush on someones head.
some boot polish or whatever you have handy on the earpiece of your
victims phone and call them. He won't know why everybody is staring at
- Make a ging and or a glove-gun and load it up
with small pieces of dog poo. Now practice shooting at your neighbour.
If you don't have a ging or a glove-gun made, just chuck it at them.
Don't get caught, doing pranks like this.
Dooiing! Dooiinngg! Dooiinngg!
- Get a bunch of
alarm clocks and set them all for random times, early in the morning.
Hide them all over your victims room. Just when he thinks that they've
all been found, have another one go off.
- Put an open can of sardines under the seat of someones car. The smell will stick around for what seems like forever.
one of the stinky pranks is to wipe dog poo on your mums cat and wait
for her to pat it. Her hands will stink and she'll have to wash her cat.
Have you ever seen someone successfully wash a cat after you wiped crap
on it? Try not to laugh at all the scratches that she'll get. They'll
- Put about 50 disposable plastic cups on the
kitchen table, fill each one full of water and staple them all
together. Watch when he gets water everywhere, trying to remove it.
your victims computer, enable 'Auto Correct' and change the spelling of
'THE' to be corrected as 'THE @#?!ING' He'll have swearing all over his
work if he's a look-down typist.
- Buy a box of crickets
and set them free in your victims room. He won't sleep too well with 200
of those little buggers all chirping and 'cricketing' everywhere.
a paint roller and some (of your victims) honey and paint his car,
footpath, house, anything that needs a spruce-up, for him. Stick a bit
on his clothesline, too. He'll have ants and sticky stuff everywhere!
some of that Christmas-tinsel-type-shiny-silver-ribbon-stuff and throw a
couple of strands at a tv screen. The static will hold it there. Watch
your victim run up to the TV, thinking that the screen is cracked.
all of your victims desktop folders as 'porn1, porn2, porn3' etc.
Especially hilarious on a shared computer. Try other funny labels, too,
maybe Granny porn-hot, Chicken porn, Hairy-back hot guys, etc.
- Place an ad in the local paper, advertising your principals job. Leave photocopies of it laying around everywhere.
a needle to punch a few small holes around the top of a plastic drink
bottle and watch the mess it makes of shirts. Use grape or blackcurrant
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