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Cartoon Monkey Playing Tunes On A Piano.


  • Get a bunch of seniors to park their cars really close together, making a barricade to the schools main entrance.

  • Use superglue to stop your teachers desk-drawer from opening. Glue Pull it out, glue the sides and push it in. No more red pen.

  • Buy some 'shock-pranks' like pens, staplers, hole-punchers that shock people when they go to use them. Put them on your teachers desk.

  • Take your teachers keys and lock them out of the classroom.

  • Sign up for a free email address using your teachers name. Send them emails from your new Mr-Patterson@xxxx.com address.

  • Rub chalk-dust on a piece of white crayon. Now replace it with the chalk.

  • Throw jam around the teachers parking lot.

  • Put Bi-carbonate soda in the dirt for your teachers plant.

  • Make a dummy out of spare clothes and pour tomato sauce all over it. Now you and your mates can pretend to kick the daylights out of it, outside the exam-room window or the office.

  • Give a teacher an important message that a kid is supposed to be under constant surveillance then distract them while the kid hides.

  • Have a bunch of friends sitting in the principals office for no reason. Make it really overcrowded.

  • Get some black wool and roll it up so that it looks like a spider. Say, "Oh, a spider!" and throw it at the teacher.

  • Put an apple in the tailpipe of a teachers car.

  • Pretend to see rats everywhere.

  • Stick Post-it notes all over a desk or use them to label everything like chair, desk, red pen, blue pen.. Be thorough.

  • Put a match inside a piece of chalk.

  • Hide pieces of chalk inside the blackboard eraser so that it draws lines when the teacher is trying to rub them out.

  • Do some school pranks like gluing all of your teachers stuff to the desk.

  • Put chewing gum under the teachers coffee cup.

  • Throw water balloons out of a second story window, onto a teacher.

  • Hide the chalk/whiteboard markers.

  • Call her Bill.

  • Put a tampon in their coffee to soak up their drink.

  • Speak in a foreign accent.

  • Have fun with fake blood. Put it on the classroom door, to look like someone got their head smashed into it. Start a rumour that the principal has gone to hospital.

  • Throw stink bombs in the staffroom.

  • Water on your teachers chair. Or you could do the old classic school pranks and use drawing pins or paint.

  • Get a photo of your teachers head and use your computer to put it on a funny picture like a monkey or a Thomas the Tank Engine train.

  • Hand a paper in that has postage stamps from all around the world on it. Blame the postal system if it is a little late.

  • Go into the principals office and impersonate him. Remind teachers and students that it is early home-time today, over the PA.

  • Superglue a plastic dinosaur or an ashtray or something on the middle of the teachers desktop or glue a notice of resignation down, filled out in your teachers name but unsigned.

  • Make a shiny ruler reflect sunlight onto the whiteboard while it is being used.

  • Put some eyedrops in their coffee cup to give them diarrhea.

  • Throw a remote controlled fart machine inside the ceiling or tape it up under the teachers desk.

  • Complain loudly of an itchy head. Start scratching and so will everyone else. Declare a lice infestation and send yourselves home.

  • Have everyone pretend that they can hear a buzzing noise.

  • Hollow out a book and put some kids phone in it. Put the book on a shelf and ring the phone. Stop when someone gets close.

  • Draw a picture and hand it in as a 1000-word assignment and say that it was such an emotional subject for you that no written words could properly explain your thoughts on it.

  • Use a universal remote from any electronics store to change the tv settings while you watch educational movies at school.





             
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