Prank-monkey-jokes.com Privacy Notice Effective 1 Jan 2010
Our Commitment To Privacy
Your privacy is important to us, we stay awake at night, worrying about it. To better protect your privacy we provide this notice explaining our online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used. To make this notice easy to find for idiots, (not you) we make it available on our homepage and at every point where personally identifiable information may be requested.
The Information We Collect:
This notice applies to all information collected or submitted on this website. On some pages, you can order products, make requests, and register to receive materials. The types of personal information collected at these pages are:
(We're always looking for new ones to make fun of.)
(We'll pop in for a coffee if we're in the neighborhood.)
(We'll look you up on Facebook and tell all of your friends you don't like them anymore.)
(We'll prank call you at midnight.)
On some pages, you can submit information about other people. For example, if you order a gift online for someone unfortunate enough to know you that well and want it sent directly to them, you will need to submit the recipient's address. In this circumstance, the types of personal information collected are:
(We'll make email accounts using their name and send them creepy emails.)
(We'll fly to their country and put laxatives in their cereal.)
(We'll call their phone company and cancel their service for them.)
The Information We DON'T Collect:
Credit/Debit Card Information
(Unless you really want to tell us and we can pay our bills over the phone with it. Maybe buy a Porsche or something as well.)
The Way We Use Information:
We use the information you provide about yourself when placing an order only to complete that order. We do not share this information with outside parties except to the extent necessary to complete that order.
We use the information you provide about someone else when placing an order only to ship the product and to confirm delivery. We do not share this information with outside parties except to the extent necessary to complete that order.
We offer gift-cards by which you can personalize a product you order for another person. Information you provide to us to create a gift-card is only used for that purpose, and it is only disclosed to the person receiving the gift.
We use return email addresses to answer the email we receive. Such addresses are not used for any other purpose and are not shared with outside parties.
You can register with our website if you would like to receive our catalog or newsletter as well as updates on our new products and services. Information you submit on our website will not be used for this purpose unless you fill out the registration form.
We use non-identifying and aggregate information to better design our website and to share with advertisers. For example, we may tell an advertiser that X number of individuals visited a certain area on our website, or that Y number of men and Z number of women filled out our registration form, but we would not disclose anything that could be used to identify those individuals.
Finally, we never use or share the personally identifiable information provided to us online in ways unrelated to the ones described above without also providing you an opportunity to opt-out or otherwise prohibit such unrelated uses.
Our Commitment To Data Security
To prevent unauthorized access, maintain data accuracy, and ensure the correct use of information, we have put in place appropriate physical, electronic, and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online.
Our Commitment To Children's Privacy:
Protecting the privacy of the very young is especially important. For that reason, we never collect or maintain information at our website from those we actually know are under 13, and no part of our website is structured to attract anyone under 13. (Not even the pages called, Pranks For Kids, Safe Pranks For Kids, School Pranks, More School Pranks, Class Pranks, or any other page on this site.)
How You Can Access Or Correct Your Information
You can access all your personally identifiable information that we collect online and maintain by calling us or sending us an email.. We use this procedure to better safeguard your information.
You can correct factual errors in your personally identifiable information by sending us a request that credibly shows error.
To protect your privacy and security, we will also take reasonable steps to verify your identity before granting access or making corrections.
How To Contact Us
Should you have other questions or concerns about these privacy policies, please contact us by using the form below.