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Disclosure Policy:
The Boring Legal Stuff To Cover My Butt.

This disclosure policy is valid from 22 October 2010. In this one, tiny document, I have disclosed all of my business secrets for the public to know: This site is a personal website written and edited by myself or if I am unavailable to do so for any reason, by one of my available personalities.

For dumb questions about this website, please contact me through the 'Contact Us' page on this site if I decide to build one. If you are from some authority mob like the cops or the taxation department, please use this high-priority contact email address, instead:

This website accepts forms of cash advertising, sponsorship, paid insertions or other forms of compensation including but not limited to fake dog-poos, exploding cigars and remote controlled fart machines and being a sucker for such items will be released or withheld at our discretion.

If the compensation(dough) received is enough, it may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this site. That content, advertising space or post may not always be identified as paid or sponsored content, but it probably will be, because I like money.

Did Any Of That Even Make Sense?

The owner(s) of this website is/are compensated poorly to sometimes provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other fun topics to criticize or play with. Even though the owner(s) of this website receive compensation for our posts or advertisements, we'll probably still give our honest opinions, findings, beliefs, or experiences on those topics or products if we can be bothered to for reasons pertaining to our unconditional coolness.

The highly educated sounding views and opinions expressed on this site as a fact are purely the writers own unless otherwise proven by someone else, to be crap. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about some dodgy product, service or whatever, should be verified with the cheap-ass Hong Kong manufacturer, provider or party in question.

We consult with: for custom artwork and because we like the site and we're allowed to like it. We have a financial interest in the ever-increasing price of whoopie cushions and the following that are relevant to our website: advertisements and affiliates if we feel like linking to their products for sale for reasons including but not limited to because we like them or just do it to get more dough.

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